Unpaid Staff Benefits Dog Blanket – Funny Dog Mom Gift, Personalized Dog Lover Throw
WORKING FOR YOUR DOG HAS ITS BENEFITS.
The salary? $0.
The benefits package? Surprisingly good.
Welcome to the Unpaid Staff Benefits Blanket, made for dog parents who know exactly who's running the household.
Your official employee benefits include:
✓ CUDDLES
✓ KISSES
✓ DOG HAIR
✓ ZERO PERSONAL SPACE
Cozy up on the couch with your four-legged boss — assuming they leave you enough room.
Featuring a playful Boss + Staff illustration, paw-print details, and the signature Paw Is Boss humor, this blanket makes a fun addition to the sofa, bedroom, or your dog's favorite spot that used to belong to you.
PERFECT FOR
• Dog moms and dog dads
• Dog lovers and pet parents
• Couch cuddles with the boss
• Funny dog lover gifts
• Birthdays and holidays
• New dog parents
• Housewarming gifts
• Anyone whose dog has eliminated the concept of personal space
THE PAW IS BOSS BENEFITS PACKAGE
Salary: $0
Vacation: Subject to management approval
Personal Space: None
Cuddles: Unlimited
Being the staff isn't so bad after all.
PAW IS BOSS™
They run the house. You just work there.